So, what are you doing tomorrow? To be honest, I don't really care what you *were* going to do, only what you will now be doing. For tomorrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, yarr.

For your convenience, here is a simple guide on how to pirate-ify your day:

• First, think of what you *were* going to do tomorrow
• Next, insert the words "Talking like a pirate, while" in front of this.
• Congratulations, you are now ready to participate in International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Here is a simple example, to clarify the pirate-ifying process:

You were: "Surfing the net and chatting to people."
Now you are: "Talking like a pirate, while surfing the net and talking to people."

See how it works? Good.