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Ninja Paraphernalia

Posted Sunday, January 23, 2005

The Endangered Man is here to teach us all the way of the ninja. Featuring some rather impressive training videos, and very informative weapon descriptions:

HAND CLAWS
At some point in their life, every single Ninja will go flying up the trunk of a conifer tree and fire an arrow into another man's eye. These are for that.

LARGE SCALE ASSAULT PLAN
Ninja's don't petition the UN or make a bunch of picket signs when shit doesn't go their way. They identify the source of the problem, and kill everyone.

[via screenhead]


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