This morning I peered into my mirror, as one tends to do from time to time. But on this occasion, I was somewhat mortified at the image I saw staring back at me. Maybe it was because I'd just gotten out of bed, but right then, it seemed that - without my knowledge - my hair had somehow transformed into something which was verging dangerously on the point of resembling a mullet.
must... cut... hair...
Another thing I realised recently is that ! is too verbose. Far too verbose. I don't mean the symbol, the symbol is good. But you try saying it out loud, and you'll see what I mean. It takes far too long to say "exclamation mark" out loud, and I think this needs to be fixed. This became blatantly obvious a little while ago when I asked about the name of a song that was playing, and my friend informed me that it was a Sufjan Stevens song by the name of "They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!!!". This is a long song name by itself, but when each exclamation mark is pronounced out loud, it becomes somewhat ridiculous.
The full-stop has a nice short name - "dot". Why can't we give the poor exclamation mark a nice short name as well? Something short, but excited. Like "woo" perhaps. I think "woo" fits the spirit of "!" quite well. The only downside I can see is that "WOO!" would now become "woo woo", which sounds a bit lame (and something my dad might say)...
And finally: sorry Janny. I was supposed to write a list of quirks, a la this, but it would seem I have not :/